South Wales Volvos

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that is so sick

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The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old.

Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42PM last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death.

An autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone had put Mr.Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming and coming.....

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Like it !!

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Why do women fart after they pee.
- They can't shake it dry, so they blow it dry.   ;D

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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When something is "new and improved", which is it?
If it's new, then there has NEVER been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there MUST have been something before it.

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i like them they are gd (ondrugs)(ondrugs)

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An Englishman an Welshman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George's Day," commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George" "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."
"That's incredible, what a coincidence, "said the Welshman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."

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>> > > >Two
>> > >Essex girls, working for Essex County Council.....
>> > >One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her
>> > >and fill the hole
>>in.
>> > >They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
>> > >then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
>> > >without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling
>> > >it in again.
>> > >An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
>> > >understand what they were doing.
>> > >So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you
>> > >two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do
>> > >you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and
>> > >fill it up again?"
>> > >The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose
>> > >it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person
>> > >team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in
>> > >sick."

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they are gd

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and very funny

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ya they are mate (woot)(woot)

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3 nuns in a convent a nude ghost appears waves his cock at them and says hocus pocus nun says never  mind the hocus just fuckin pocus

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"Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialisation, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can
not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of
my other favourite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not
work on this program.

Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I'm in a spot."

Dear Worried of HSRC:

(I am copying this to the Bachelor of HSRC who may need advance warning)

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything.

It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
to Girlfriend 7.0.

Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to
emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install,
delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You can
not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
"Warnings-Alimony /Child Support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just
deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of
their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGISE.

In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you
Will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the operating system will
return to normal. The system will run smooth as long as you take the blame
for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.

Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck

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